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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of watch stand up comedy and other funny jokes |
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History Joke
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
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Strange Humor
What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.
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Naughty Joke
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. 'I've got a beaut cure for a headache, ' said his mate Trev. 'Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails. 'A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. 'Did you try my headache cure, ' asked Trev. 'Yeah said Phil, worked great! Your house is nice, too!'
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Insect Joke
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
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Blonde Joke - 3
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in quickly, I uregently need to go to the bathroom!
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Business Joke
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?''I don't have to laugh, ' she replied. 'I'm leaving Friday. '
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Bar Joke - 1
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says 'You can't bring that dog in here!' The guy, without missing a beat, says 'This is my seeing-eye dog. ' 'Oh man, ' the bartender says, 'I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me. ' The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says 'You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog. ' The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says 'Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!'
The second man replies 'This is my seeing-eye dog. ' The bartender says, 'No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs. ' The man pauses for a half-second and replies 'What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?'
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