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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ghost Joke
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Sports Joke
Finally reaching the top of a steep hill, the two men on a tandem bicycle were panting and sweating profusely. 'Boy, that was a tough climb,' said the driver in front. 'Was it ever,' replied the second guy. 'Darn good thing I kept the brake on or else we would have slid down backwards. '
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Sporting Joke
Going into the Pro Shop, the golfer searches and searches but can't seem to find what he's looking for. The pro finally aproaches him and asks if he can be of help. 'I can't seem to find any green golf balls,' the golfer explains. Looking throughout the shop, checking through the catalogs and ultimately calling the manufacturers, the pro determines that there are no green golf balls. Hearing this, the disgusted golfer is heading out the door when the pro stops him and asks, 'If you don't mind my asking, why do you want green golf balls?' 'Obviously,' replies the golfer, 'they'd be much easier to find in the sand traps!!'
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Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!What do you give an elephant with big feet?Plenty of room!Tarzan was tired when he came home. 'What have you been doing', asked Jane. 'Chasing a herd of elephants on vines''Really?', said Jane. 'I thought elephants stayed on the ground!'What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?You would miss most of the film!What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?Big ones!What do you find in an elephants graveyard?Elephantoms!Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes?Because their shoes are too tight!
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Weather Joke
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day
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Relationships Joke
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. 'Out drinking again!?' she says. 'How much money did you spend this time?' '$'100
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Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
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