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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Don't Californicate Oregon.
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Animal Joke
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 'I was in that new restaurant across the street, ' said one. 'It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines. ' 'Please, ' said the other roach frowning. 'Not while I'm eating!'
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Worst Joke
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stops them and says, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!'Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at the adulteress and blasts her right in the head. At which point Jesus looks over and says. . . 'Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!'
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Funny College Joke
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
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Mad Joke
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says, 'I've just got to marry this woman, I love her so much. . . 'So the doctor says, 'Well, it's risky, but okay. ' So into the operating room they go for the brain removal procedure. Later, when the German guy wakes up, the doctor comes in and says, 'We are verrrryyyy sorry, but we accidentally removed 75% of your brain instead of 50%. 'The guy looks up and says, 'Mama Mia!'
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Cat Joke
Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
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Food and Drink Joke
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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