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Insect Joke
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, 'If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin. '
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Politics Humor
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
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Medical Joke
One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying. Her friend begged her to share what was wrong. 'Oh, it's just terrible, ' she wailed. 'Today the doctor told me I'm in love with my father, and. . . and. . . and you know, he's a married man!'
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Food and Drink Joke
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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Farmer Joke
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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Various animal Joke
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
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Medical Joke
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, 'Well that's great, just great. . . some asshole's got my pen. '
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