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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Law Joke
Q: If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him?
A: That might be your bicycle.
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Bar Joke - 1
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. 'They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator, ' he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. 'Never mind, ' he said with a hiccup, 'I got in the back seat by mistake. '
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Joke for Halloween
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman19. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS15. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES12. EASY UNIX11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE AND AGRICULTURE10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY And the Number one World's Shortest book:. . . . . . 1. HOW TO OVERCOME TEMPTATION by Bill Clinton
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I can hold my own. But I'd rather hold yours.
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Snake Joke
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !
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Bar Joke - 1
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. 'Why not, ' asks the golf club. 'You'll be driving later, ' replies the bartender.
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Mom Joke
Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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