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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Pig Joke
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
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Red Indian Joke
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. 'Ever have an accident?''Nope, nary a one. ''None? You've never had any accidents. ''Nope. Ain't never had one. Never. ''Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?''Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose. '
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School Joke
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said 'Miss Crunt?'
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Law Joke
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick
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Love and Marriage Joke
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Joke for Speeches
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !
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