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Law Enforcement Joke
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit: Call for backup!
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Christmas Joke - 2
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have 'Sandy claws' !
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Teeth Joke
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, 'I forgot my teeth. ' The man said, 'No problem. ' He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. 'Try these, ' he said. The speaker tried them. 'Too loose, ' he said. The man then said, 'I have another pair - try these. ' The speaker tried them and responded, 'Too tight. ' The man was not taken back at all. He then said, 'I have one more pair. Try them. ' The speaker said, 'They fit perfectly. 'With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. 'I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist. ' The man replied, 'I'm not a dentist. I'm an undertaker. '
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School Joke
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
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Satire Joke
The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:'I'M GOING FISHING'Means: 'I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. 'IT'S A GUY THING'Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical'. 'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?'Means: 'Why isn't it already on the table?''UH HUH, ' 'SURE, HONEY, ' OR 'YES, DEAR. . . 'Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN'Means: 'I have no idea how it works. ''I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND. 'Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra. ''TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD'. Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. ''THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR. 'Means: 'Are you still talking?''YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. 'Means: 'I remember the theme song to 'F Troop
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Ha ha ha, very funny Scottie. . . . NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
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Car and train Joke
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the McLaren team boss noticed a real problem. Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within four seconds, but within 10 seconds, they'd re-sprayed and re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.
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