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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of truly tasteless jokes and other funny jokes |
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Bird Joke
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Old age Joke
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say. . . . BINGO!
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Old Age Joke
You know you're getting older when. . . Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only contains names ending in M. D. Your children are beginning to look middle-aged. Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep. You look forward to a dull evening. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. Your back goes out more than you do. You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there. You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
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Assorted Joke
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, 'Stop being a scrote. ' With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, 'What is a scrote?' Without missing a beat the lady responded, 'Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole. '
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Pig Joke
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!
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Horse Joke
Why should you never be rude to a jump jockey? In case he takes offence (a fence).
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Fun Funny Joke
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor, ' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier, ' he replied. 'You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track. ' 'What sort of question?' 'Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history. '
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Elephant Joke
Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
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