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Dog Joke - 2
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference whether I tell you or not!
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Joke for Halloween
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit. 'Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!' 'Not now! I'm eating. ' 'Oh come on!' said the rabbit. 'It's really important. ' 'No way. ' 'Please. It's urgent. ' So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air. 'Well, rabbit, ' he panted. 'What did you want to tell me?' 'Hey, Teddy, ' the rabbit began, 'look how many berries are on the other side of the river. '
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Kids Joke
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
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Religious Joke
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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School Joke
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!
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Medical Joke
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
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