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Blind Joke
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron
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Men Joke
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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American Joke
These four guys were walking down the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, 'Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?'
The Saudi says, 'Excuse me, what's a shortage?'
The Russian says, 'Excuse me, what's meat?'
The North Korean says, 'Excuse me, what's an opinion?'
The New Yorker, says, 'Excuse me?? What's excuse me?'
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Relationships Joke
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, 'hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?' Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream 'Oh Henry, Oh Henry!' Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, 'Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff. ' I said 'Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?' (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, 'Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!' as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden. . . my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped. . . . . . . . . . . Baby Ruth!
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Dirty Joke
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Animal World
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
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Dumb People Joke
(15 July '1999
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