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Business Joke
A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ' OK see that big mountain over there?' 'Yes
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Clinton Joke
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
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Office Humor
When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.
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Children Joke
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow. 'That's what Idid.
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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Golf Joke
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!
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Dirty Joke
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, 'Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!' 'Darling, ' the wife said, spitting out her gag. 'I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. '
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What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
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