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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Silliest Joke
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.
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Baby Joke
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
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Celebrities Joke
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. The first man says, 'I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass' The second man says, 'I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass. ' Then the third man says, 'I wish it was dark. '
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Mental health Joke
The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited cause they think maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, ' Why did you put the newspaper down first?' He answers, 'So I'd be higher and have a better view. '
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Business Joke
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, 'We have an opening for people like you. ' 'Oh, great, ' he said, 'What is it?' 'It's called the door!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !
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Sport Joke
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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Totally Weird Joke
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down - torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, 'The weather out there is terrible. ' To which she sleepily replies, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'
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