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Camping Joke
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, 'Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?' 'Why do you want me to throw them at you?' 'Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them. ' 'Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy. ' 'But why?' 'Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight.
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Judge Joke
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, 'State your name, occupation, and the charge. ' The defendant said, 'I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery. ' The judge winced and said, 'Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!'
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Biologist Joke
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened upon them. He said, 'You know, the hair follicles on a moose have a grain to them that causes the hair to lie toward the back. The way you are dragging that moose, it increases your coefficient of friction by a huge margin. If you grab it by the antlers and pull, you will find the work required to be quite minimal. ' The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, 'I can't believe how easy it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran across that Biologist. ' 'Yeah. ', said the other. 'But we' re getting further and further away from our truck. '
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Assorted Joke
Rules To Live By. . . Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing 'We are family. . . !'
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Book title Joke
Looking Forward by Felix Ited
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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Military Joke
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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