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Joke of the Day
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
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Weirdest Joke
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
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Short Joke
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. 'Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!' says the dentist. 'Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!' cries the lady. 'In that case, I will have to adjust the chair first' replies the dentist.
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Animal World
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe. . . it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa
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Sport Joke
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!
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Joke for Halloween
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much that when ever he sees anyone of color walking down the street he runs them over with his truck. One day Bubba's wife invites the town preacher over for dinner and Bubba has to pick the preacher up and drive him to Bubba's house. Sure enough there is a black guy walking on the side of the road hitch hiking. Bubba cannot control his urge to hit the guy so he thinks to himself 'If I pretend to pass out I can swerve over and hit the guy and the preacher will be none the wiser'. So Bubba pretends to pass out and swerves over, after he hears a thump he pretends to wake up. He says to the preacher 'Please tell me I didn't hit that hitchhiker'. The preacher turns to Bubba and says 'No son, but I got him with the door. '
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Funny Famous Joke
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie emerges. She says 'normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son of a bitch, I am going to grant only 1'. He thinks a minute and says - 'OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed'. She says 'So be it!', and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance!
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