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Bumper Stickers - 6
Super Bowl is french for. . . sitting on your ass and getting fat.
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Police Joke
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, 'Can you describe the person who did this to you?' The Irishman replied, 'That's what I was doing when he hit me. '
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Dance Joke
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
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Job and Office Joke
'Do you believe in life after death?' the boss asked one of his employees. 'Yes, Sir. ' the new recruit replied. 'Well, then, that makes everything just fine, ' the boss went on. 'After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you
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Dirty Joke
A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, 'Can I smell your pussy?' She replies, 'Hell no!' The man says, 'Well, it must be your feet then. '
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Letter Joke
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. 'What's the matter?' asked her companion. 'Oh dear, ' sobbed Auntie, 'It's my favorite nephew. He's got three feet. ' 'Three feet?' exclaimed her friend. 'Surely That's not possible?' 'Well, ' said Auntie, 'his mother's just written to tell me he's grown another foot !'
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Business Joke
I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues.
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Farmer Joke
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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