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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !
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Humor Joke
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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College Humor
I give all of these people a DUH! - DOH! - & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWARD! AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Let that be a lesson to him!)WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting out to give himself up. (No one ever said you had to be 'smart' to be a cop. )NOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS PLANNED OUT WELL. . . NOT! An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank account. (Maybe he should have pretended to have a brain!)WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. . . READ THIS Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $'127
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Men Joke
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Kids Puns
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day. Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went to take a shower and the wife thought she'd try out her sexercises. She got undressed and rolled back on her shoulders and placed her feet on the headboard. About that time, her husband came out of the bathroom and looked over at the bed and said, 'For god's sake, Mavis, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look just like your mother!'
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Horse Joke
A horse walked up to the racetrack betting window and plopped his money down. 'I want to bet fifty pounds on myself to win the fifth race,' said the horse. 'I don't believe it!' said the astonished clerk. 'You don't believe what?', said the horse, 'That I can talk?' 'No', replied the clerk, 'You don't stand a chance of winning the fifth race.
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Family Comedy Joke
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed. 'Renounce Satan!' yelled Father Sullivan. 'No!, ' said the dying man. 'I say, renounce the devil and his works!''No way!, ' the man repeats. 'And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?' asks Father Murphy. 'Because, ' said the dying man. . . 'I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!'
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Dumb Men Joke
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:'don't' and 'stop'.
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