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Dumb People Joke
A 'tourist, ' supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. He did - backwards. A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.
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Insect Joke
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
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Medical Joke
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The PhD asks her: 'Well, what can I do for you madam?'. The patient blushes and the PhD sees that apparently she is embarrassed so he says: 'You can discuss any matter with me, everything is strictly confidential. 'So the patient says: 'My husband complains that my pussy smells bad, is there a cure for this?''Sure', the doctor says, 'It can be a fungus, or a little infection, nothing unusual, please undress and lay down, so I can examine you andprescribe a treatment. 'The woman undresses, gets up the bed and with her legs spread waits until the doctor attends her. He comes in, walks towards here, starts gasping for air, covers his mouth and nose with a hand and runs out of the office. After a minute or so, he enters again, covering his mouth and nose with one hand an a 7 feet wooden stick with an iron hook on it in the other hand. 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what will you do to me?' shouts the patient. 'Nothing', says the doctor, 'I'm just going to open the roof window a little. '
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Medical Joke
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, 'Fine! Just feel my nose. '
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Women Joke
10) Cats' facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7) Fat clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3) Eyelash curlers. 2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 1) Other women.
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Bar Joke - 2
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says 'I want you to see this. ' She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, 'what do you have to say about this experiment?'
He responds by saying: 'If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!'
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices. Sent by Alex
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Answer me this Joke
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
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