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Relationships Joke
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of her lover, he replied, 'Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than adifferent man every week?'
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Doctor Joke
Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane.
When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office, and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said, 'It's a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you're walking erect. What did that doctor do?'
'Gave me a longer cane. '
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Friendship Joke
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. 'Oh Marie, ' she said to her maid, 'I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary. ''I don't believe it for one minute !' Marie snapped. 'You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!'
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Drunks Joke
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, 'Sir, what are you doing?' The drunk replied, 'I am looking for my car, the last time I sawit, it was on the end of these keys. ' The police officer said, 'Sir, do you know your zipper is down?' The drunk replied, 'Shit, I lost my wife, too!'
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School Joke for Kids
A gay guy walks into a bar and says 'bartender give me a brewskie. 'The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here. 'The gay continues, 'I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything. 'The bartender says, 'Well, all right!' and pours a beer. A while later a cowboy walks in and says 'Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls' A voice is heard from the corner. 'Moo! Moo! Buckaroo!'
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Mental health Joke
How many Obsessive-Compulsive P. D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
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Computer Joke
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Old age Joke
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. 'Bloomingdales!' the rabbi exclaimed. 'Why Bloomingdales?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week. '
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