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Ethnic Humor
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, ''What the heck did you put on this pizza?'' The delivery man bows deeply and says, ''We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only. ''
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Strange Humor
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!
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Military Joke
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
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Restaurant Joke
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time. - So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Religion Joke
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses 'I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days. ' and Moses says 'Yeah sure. ' So Jesus gets up and says 'I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one. ' So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says 'What's the problem?' and Jesus says, 'I think its the holes in my feet!'
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Law Enforcement Joke
A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.
'What did you take?' his ex-policeman priest asked.
'Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake. '
'This is very serious,' the priest said. 'I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?'
'No, Father, I haven't,' the man replied. 'But if you can get the plans, I can get the lumber. '
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Travel and tourist Joke
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
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Bizarre Joke
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. 'Mommy, what happened to him?' the little boy asked. 'He died and went to heaven, ' she replied. The child thought for a moment and said, 'And God threw him back down?'
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