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Medical Joke
What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Computer Joke
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Engineer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5. ' Again, the Programmer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Engineer, now somewhat agitated, says, 'OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $'5
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Worlds Best Joke
What goes 'click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?' Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube
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Beauty Joke
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?' 'My mother died in June, ' he said, 'and left me $'10
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Very Silly Joke
An elderly man, '82
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Best Joke Online
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa --filled with rage-- threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, 'Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?' Hence. . . the story of the Angel atop the tree.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, 'What ever possessed you to study Japanese?' The couple said proudly, 'We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him'.
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