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Food and Drink Joke
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
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Military Joke
Q. 'Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?' A. 'Because sheep would be too obvious'
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Priceless Joke
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, 'I can remember the first day of my First Grade class. 'Second guy says, 'I can remember my first day at Nursery School!'Not to be outdone, the third guy says, 'Hell, that's nothing. . . I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!'
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Free Adult Joke
Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag. Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick. CPU is always in powersave mode. CPU not connected to the bus. Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense. ) Cranio-rectally inverted. Cunning as a dodo bird. Cursor's flashing but there's no response. Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist. Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date. Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror. Defective hard drive / boot sector. Dense as a London fog. Diarrhea of the mouth constipation of the ideas. Differently clued. -- Dave Clark Dock doesn't quite reach the water. Does aerobics. . . in his head. Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up in a hammock. Doesn't adjust for leap years. Doesn't consider his drive a slice unless it lands two fairways over. Doesn't have a round in every chamber. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / groceries in the same bag. Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in her plotter. Doesn't have both oars in the water -- can't even find the damn boat. Doesn't have elastic in both of his socks.
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Money Joke
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity, ' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
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Dinosaur Joke
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
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Practical Joke
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong. 'Well, ' replied the man, 'When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. ''Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much, ' said his friend. 'I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!'The groom nodded gently and said, 'I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!'
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