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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of suzinino comedy and other funny jokes |
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Naughty Joke
'Kiss me, ' said the young lady urgently. 'Please kiss me. 'But the young man turned his head away, saying, 'Of course not. How can I? I'm your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn'teven be lying here making love. '
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Worst Joke
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings. The husband answers it, to find out is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter. He says, 'She cannot talk rrright now, she 'as a frog in ze thrrrought. '
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Dead and dying Joke
There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song 'Hokey Pokey' died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in. . . . Well, you know the rest.
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Village Idiot Joke
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
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Spiked Humor
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for'Show & Tell, ' and the next day every kid had something. The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?'I brought a Walkman. ''And what is it for?''You can listen to music with it!''That's nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?''I brought a 'lectrical can opener, it opens cans!''Well done, Kenny. Umm, Johnny, I see you didn't bring anything!''Yes, I did. It's in the hall. 'So the entire class goes into the hallway. 'Umm, Johnny, what is that?''It's a heart/lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going. ''Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?''He said, 'Archive of suzinino comedy and other funny jokesRRRGGGH!!!''
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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Computer Joke
It's been revealed that 'VISTA' is actually an acronym that describes what you can expect from the new operating system!
V - Virus
I - Instability
S - Spyware/Spybots
T - Trojans
A - Adware
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Marriage Joke
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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