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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Letter Joke
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Medicine Joke
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were noill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. 'You know, ' said the doctor, 'you really have to learn to trust me. '
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Miscellaneous Joke
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, 'Press bell for night watchman. 'She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door. 'Well, ' he snarled at the blonde, 'what do you want?''I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for yourself?'
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Political Joke
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: 'I'd like to become the next President of the United States. ' The receptionist: 'What are you, an idiot?' Redneck: 'Why, is it required?'
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Naughty Joke
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them. One of the men turned to the other and said, 'I'd give 50 bucks to spend the night with her. ' To their surprise the woman overheard the remark. Turning round she said, 'I'll take you up on that. ' She had good appearance and a nice body, so after bidding his companion 'good night
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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Bath Joke
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone Who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
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