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School Joke for Kids
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She says, 'Father, I never wear panties under my habit. 'The priest chuckles and says, 'That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do six cartwheels on your way to the altar. '
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Website Joke
Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.
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Teeth Joke
What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
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Bible Joke
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing. 'I'm blessing it' the priest replied. The rabbi replied 'Oh, ' then he ran back into the synagogue. He reappeared a few minutes later with a hack saw, ran to the car and cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.
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Military Joke
An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentelman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!
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Cannibal Joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Car and train Joke
Where's the car? asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. 'Did I take it out?' 'Yes, you drove it to school this morning. ' 'I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone. '
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Humorous Joke
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars. ' The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, 'Okay, where's my hundred dollars?' The man said, 'Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law. ' The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, 'Just my luck. How much do I owe you?'
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