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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Miscellaneous Joke
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you. 'She then wrote a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $'10
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Hair and bald Joke
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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Baby Joke
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, 'Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?' 'Well', said the skunk 'You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck. ' 'Thanks' said the duck; then the skunk said, 'My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?' 'Well', said the duck, 'Your black, your white, & your mom's dead, you must be O. J. 's kid'
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College Humor
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Computers Joke
If Cray made toasters. . . They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.
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Spoof Joke
The U. S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest. 2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And. . . 3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.
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Love and Marriage Joke
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, 'I've found a woman just like mother!' His father replied, 'So what do you want from me, sympathy?'
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