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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of stupid clean jokes and other funny jokes |
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Father Joke
'Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?'
The father said irately, 'Son, it just wouldn't be right. '
'That's okay,' replied Little Johnny, 'but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?'
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Religious Joke
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
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Just for Laughs Joke
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named 'Juan'. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds. . . 'But they are twins and if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.
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Brother and sister Joke
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
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Money Joke
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, 'If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!' The wife replied, 'My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here. '
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Situations Humor
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. 'I have just the thing, ' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your cheek and gum. 'The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. 'And what if I swallow it?''No problem, ' says the barber. 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does. '
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Bar Joke - 1
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing. 'What's so funny?' the bartender asked. 'That stupid Dave!' the fellow chortled, 'He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!'
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