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Just for Laughs Joke
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father. One boy said, 'My father is better than your father. 'The other kid said, 'Well, my mother is better than your mother. 'The first boy paused and then replied, 'I guess you're right. My father says the same thing. '
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Clinton Joke
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out, and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry continued his nightly routine. One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior, and was particularly distraught by it all. The friend listened to her, and then said, 'Why don't you treat him a little differently, when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don't you give him some loving words, and welcome him home with a kiss? He then might change his ways. ' The wife thought that might be a good idea. That night, Harry took off again, after dinner. And, about midnight, he arrived home, in his usual condition. His wife heard him at the door, and quickly went to it, and opened the door, and let Harry in. This time, instead of berating him, as she had always done, she took his arm, and led him into the living room. She sat him down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off. Then she went behind him, and started to cuddle him a little. After a little while, she said to him, 'It's pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed, now, don't you think?' At that, Harry replied, in his inebriated state, 'I guess we might as well. I'll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!'
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Computer Joke
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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War Joke
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, 'Why do you want to join the Navy, son?''My father said it'd be a good idea, sir. ''Oh? And what does your father do?''He's in the Army, sir. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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Animal World
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. 'Get a load of her' said the mouse, 'what a babe!' 'Well, why not try your luck?' replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her. Within five minutes they're out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, 'What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right?' The mouse replied, 'Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I've never had a night like it!' 'But how come you look like you're so exhausted?' asked the lion. 'Well' said the mouse, 'between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!'
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