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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cop Joke
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. 'YOU'RE DRUNK!' exclaimed the police officer. 'Thank God for that!' said the drunk, 'I thought the steering had gone. '
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Insect Joke
Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Marriage Joke
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
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I'd love to trade caller I. D. for 'Caller I. Q. '
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Law Enforcement Joke
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, 'I've got to take you in, sir. You're obviously drunk'The wasted wino asked, 'Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?''Yeah, buddy, I'm sure, ' said the copper. 'Let's go. 'Obviously relieved, the wino said 'That's a relief - I thought I was a cripple. '
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Law Enforcement Joke
Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The guy replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could. ”
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School Joke
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!
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Joke for Speeches
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!
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