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Answer me this Joke
Do vampires get AIDS?
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Laser.
Laser who?
Laser faire.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, 'Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from. ' The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, 'Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from. ' Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying. . .
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Politics Humor
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government. The boy turns to his father and asks, 'Dad, how many people work in the U. S. government?'The father replies without hesitating, 'Oh, about ten percent. '
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Weather Joke
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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School Joke
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from '1
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Joke for Speeches
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, 'Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. 'And Sarah says, 'Can you just jack off? I have a headache!'
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Naughty Joke
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest ofthe pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?So he tells his clerk, 'If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow himto see where he goes. 'Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, startscracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow theguy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. 'Did you follow him? Where did he go?' asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies 'Your house. '
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