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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Monday, December '7
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Burger Joke
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
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Mother Joke
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, 'Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?'
The doctor answered, 'Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain. '
'I know, but can't you give me some idea?' she asks.
'Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little. . . '
'Like this?'
'A little more. . . '
'Like this?'
'No. A little more. . . '
'Like this?'
'Yes. Does that hurt?'
'A little bit. '
'Now stretch it over your head!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Cat Joke
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !
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Weird Women Joke
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder andthey were arguing about how wide their snatches were. (This happens all the time. ) The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her leg, grabbed a baseball bat and slid it home. All the people in the bar were watching, hooting andhollering, throwing money. Five minutes later the second woman got up, lifted herleg, grabbed a bowling ball and slid it in. People were going ballistic. Finally the third women very casually got up on the barand asked for a quarter. She slid it in. . . . . and thejukebox starts playing.
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Burger Joke
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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