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Pensioner Joke
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, 'No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!' Source, MissJoke. com
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Dirty Joke
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: 'The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?' One student asked, 'How much for a season pass?'
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Book title Joke
The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures
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Funny Famous Joke
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Dead and dying Joke
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, 'Have you got any books about committing suicide?' The librarian said, 'Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf. ' The chap came back a few moments later and said, 'I can't find any at all. ' The librarian replied, 'Yes, it's awful. They never bring 'em back!'
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Joke Online
Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!
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Salesmen Joke
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, 'I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem. ' The hardware manager says, 'Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself. ' The marketing manager says, 'Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!'
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Spoof Joke
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
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