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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Animal Joke
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, 'Got any grapes?' Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: 'Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, 'Got any nails?' Confused, the bartenders says no. 'Good!' says the duck. 'Got any grapes?'
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Joke for Speeches
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight , always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!
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Police Joke
A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
“Well,” he replied, “the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong. ”
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Telephone Joke
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
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Banana Joke
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to '25
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Humor Joke
You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since 'Smokey and the Bandit' was snubbed for best picture.
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