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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of strange little girl and other funny jokes |
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Mom Joke
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time, and she asked, 'My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?' A little boy on the front row proudly said, 'You're a mother!'
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Pensioner Joke
Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. 'It's windy, ' said one. 'No, it's Thursday, ' said the next. 'So am I, ' said the third. 'Let's go and have a drink!'
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Letter Joke
What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
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Various animal Joke
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Science Joke
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Every ten seconds, they walk toward each other exactly half the remaining distance between them. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked, 'When will the girls and boys meet?' Mathematician: 'Never. ' Physicist: 'In an infinite amount of time. ' Engineer: 'Well. . . in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes. '
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Mom and Dad Joke
The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: 'Don't. ' 'Don't what?', Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit. ' 'Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?' 'It's over there, ' said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry. 'Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?' the First Parent asked. 'Uh huh, ' Adam replied. 'Then why did you?' 'I dunno, ' Adam answered. God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
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Computer Joke
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
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Fishing Joke
What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
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