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School Joke
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Telephone Joke
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. 'Hi honey, ' said the woman on the other end. 'Hi honey, ' replied the man. 'I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It's beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It's on sale too, a real bargain. It's down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?' The man thought about it for a sec and said, 'You're sure it's a good deal?' 'Oh yes, ' replied the woman. 'Okay then, I guess you can get it, ' replied the man. The woman continued, 'Oh, and you know how we've been thinking about getting rid of the Lexus and getting a new Jaguar? Well, I went to the dealership today and the guy gave me a real deal. He said he'd lower the price from $'50
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Religious Joke
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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Dead and dying Joke
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
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Dinosaur Joke
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
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Poker and Gambling Joke
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to swear?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
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