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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Marriage Joke
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, 'I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two. '
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, 'I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us. '
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Movie and TV Joke
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Free Adult Joke
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for 'extra thick. ' In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of touch with the rest of us. Includes a 'thank you' note with her tax returns. Infinite space between her ears. Informationally deprived. Inhabits her own private timezone. Inspected by #13. Inspired the slogan, 'A mind is a terrible thing to waste. ' Intellectually/synaptically challenged. Invented a pencil with an eraser on each end. Invented a submarine with a screen door. IQ = dx / (1 + dx), where x = age. Q lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut. It's hard to believe he beat '100
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Romance Joke
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, 'Does this fellow have any money ?' The daughter shook her head sadly. 'Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike. ' sighing deeply, she replied, 'That's exactly what he asked me about you. '
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Dog Joke - 2
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!
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Hair and bald Joke
What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Strange Humor
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?, they asked, as they moved off. 'Because, ' he said, 'I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. '
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