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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Situation Joke
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, 'Do you sell Viagra here?'The pharmacist answers firmly, 'Yes, sir. We certainly do. 'The man then asks, 'Do you think I could get it over the counter?'The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, 'Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might. '
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Joke for Speeches
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Weird Women Joke
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
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Car and train Joke
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
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Lawyer Joke
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with 'How much is two plus two?' The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, 'Four. ' The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Again, the last question was, 'How much is two plus two?' Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced, 'Four. ' The lawyer was interviewed last, and again the final question was, 'How much is two plus two?' The lawyer drew all the shades in the room, looked outside to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and then whispered, 'How much do you want it to be?' A variationA university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: 'How much is two plus two?'The mathematician answered immediately, 'Four. 'The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, 'Four, plus or minus one. 'Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, 'How much do you want it to be?'
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Best Joke
Anna's mother has 3 kids. . . the youngest daughter's name is Penny. . . the middle daughter's name is Nickel. . . . . . . What is the oldest daughter's name?You think you know it???Aww. . a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime. . . . but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!
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Cat Joke
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes of the USA.
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