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Religion Joke
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Mad Joke
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, 'Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!'And the bartender is like 'Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!' And the man is like 'But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!'And the bartender says 'Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!'And the man replies 'No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!'
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Men Joke
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Beauty Joke
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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Gorilla Joke
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
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Military Joke
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out 'Sir, Good Evening, Sir!'The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said 'Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?'Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied 'Sir, Yes Sir!'. The General continued, 'You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?'The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded 'Sir, Yes Sir!'The General, pointing at the dog, 'This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train. 'The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said 'Sir, Yes Sir!'The General continued 'I got this dog for my wife. 'The Private simply said 'Good trade Sir!'
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Most Americans have Faith. . . You can tell by the Way They Drive
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Relationships Joke
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 'The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one morestep a car will run over you and you will die. 'The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. 'Where are you?' the man asked. 'Who are you?''I am your guardian angel, ' the voice answered. 'Oh yeah?' the man asked. . . 'And where were you when I got married?'
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