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Money Joke
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one That's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
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College Humor
Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. Too difficult to 'mark' every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear 'You've Got Mail. ' Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www. pethouse. com instead of working. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. Still trying to come up with an 'emoticon' that signifies tail-wagging. Oh, but they WILL. . . with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand. . . Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt. pictures. master's. leg. Too Hard To Type With Paws.
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Business Joke
Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The car salesman knows when he's lying to you.
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Children Joke
A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain, ' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No, it's velvet !'
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Travel Humor
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number '293
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Website Joke
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
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