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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of strange days on planet earth and other funny jokes |
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Weirdest Joke
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: 'I'm *sooo* drunk!'Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) 'I said: I'm drunk!'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Funny School Kids Joke
Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
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Mad Joke
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender. . . Brunette: 'I'll have a B and C. ' Bartender:'What is a B and C?'. Brunette: 'Bourbon and Coke. 'Redhead: 'And, I'll have a G and T. ' Bartender: 'What's a G and T?' Redhead: 'Gin and tonic. 'Blonde: 'I'll have a15. ' Bartender: 'What's a 15?' Blonde: '7 and 7'
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Insect Joke
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
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Various animal Joke
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says 'Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?' 'Yes, ' said the snail, 'but there will be by the time I get up there. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
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Silliest Joke
---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ---------------------- FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. ---------------------- I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terro
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