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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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Religion Joke
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
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Men Joke
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, 'Excuse me, did you want that cart?' 'No, ' he answered. 'I'm only after one thing. ' As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, 'Typical male. '
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Language Joke
Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one Contradiction == Accord not in it This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Becomes: In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. And the grand finale: 'That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. ' -- Neil A. Armstrong becomes: A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman 'Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?'
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Elephant Joke
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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