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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Celebrities Joke
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
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Animal World
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxodermist. 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied: 'No. Holding hands will do just fine. '
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Joke for Kids
Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties. Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied 'Read my lips. No more Bush'
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Redneck Joke
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
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American Joke
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. 'Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area. '
'Heck, Gloria,' the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, 'we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!'
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Blonde Joke - 3
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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Old Age Joke
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie. My hair's getting thinner, my body is not;The few teeth I have are beginning to rot. I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5;My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive. When asked of my past, every detail I'll know, But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;If my names not there, I'll once again start -Perfecting the art of falling apart
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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