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Various animal Joke
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Father Joke
We used to call it 'recess. ' Today they call it 'cease fire. '
College would be great if it weren't for all the classes.
I’m failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared.
Someone died of a brain aneurism today while taking a stand
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Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
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Business Joke
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, 'What do you have for collateral?' The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, 'I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. ' He goes into Mr. Larson's office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, 'It's a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan!'
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Doctor Joke
One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. 'Shingles,' he said. So she took down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. 'Shingles,' he said. So she took down his height, weight, complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. 'Shingles,' he said. So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram. Then she told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. 'Shingles,' he said. The doctor asked, 'Where?'
He said, 'Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?'
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It's a Macintosh; it's got an excuse.
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