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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of stand up comedy course and other funny jokes |
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Father Joke
A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medic
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Kids Puns
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. 'What's the matter, dear?' asks the woman at the front desk. 'Well, ' sniffed the girl, 'He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!'
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Answer me this Joke
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
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Various animal Joke
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
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Old People Joke
Recently seen on a card. . . Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us. . . Inside: . . . We had to stay up all night lighting them!
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Baby Joke
Great Book: Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping
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Cow Joke
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Medical Joke
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already an hourlate for an operation.
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