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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke
An advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says, 'Here's a pill for English literature. ' The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
'What else do you have?' asks the student. 'Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history,' replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, 'Do you have a pill for math?'
The pharmacist says, 'Wait just a moment,' and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.
'I have to take that huge pill for math?' inquires the student. The pharmacist replied, 'Well, you know. . . math always was a little hard to swallow
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Spoof Joke
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.
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Kids Joke
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting. . . . she says 'I'm breaking up with you. ' 'Why??' he asks. She says 'because you are a pedophile'. He says 'Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old. '
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Joke Online
Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
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Dance Joke
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
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Ethnic Humor
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says 'Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now. ' The mexican man pleads with them, 'No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!' The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says 'Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence'. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, 'The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence. ' The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, 'Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?'
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Sporting Joke
Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an un-sportsman-like manner at a recent football game. 'I lost my temper and said some bad words to one of my opponents. ' 'Ahhh, that's a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be doin'' the priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a mark across the sleeve of his coat. 'That's not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my opponents. ' 'Saints preserve us!' the priest said, making another chalk mark. 'There's more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the other team's players in a sensitive area. ' 'Oh, goodness me!' the priest wailed, making two more chalk marks on his sleeve. 'Who in the world were we playin' when you did these awful things?' 'Southern Methodist. ' 'Ah, well,' said the priest, wiping his sleeve, 'boys will be boys. '
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Aviation Joke
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, 'What was the problem?' 'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine, ' explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot. '
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