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Salesmen Joke
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well, ' the man began, 'I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said 'Yes. ' Then I asked her 'why ?' She replied, 'Because I love you'. '
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Sign seen in a bar: 'Those drinking to forget please pay in advance. '
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Top 100 Joke
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut. 11) Jewish dilemma:Free PORK. 12) The three words most hated by men during sex: 'Are you in?' 13) The three words women hate to hear when having sex: 'Honey, I'm home!' 14) Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. 15) Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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Answer me this Joke
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Great Joke
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: 'What do you like best about it?''The artwork, ' says Robert. 'Very good. And you, Peter?''Tits!''Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?''I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving. '
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Weirdest Joke
Women's faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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