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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
What do you call a horse That's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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Vampire Joke
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
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Mouse Joke
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
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Simple Joke
JUST FAUX FUN'Can you loan me faux dollars ?''What faux ?''To buy faux diamonds. ''What do you need with faux diamonds ?''I have sixteen, but I need faux more. ''Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?''No, just twenty, not twenty-faux . ''You CAN'T be faux real ! Besides, I don't have faux dollars. ''Thanks faux nothing !''Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?''Well, it's faux pas. ''And why does pas need faux dollars ?'''Cause Ma SPENT all of his !'
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Military Joke
How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur, it's cold and wet out here !
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Idiot and fool Joke
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. 'Why do you keep throwing nails away' said the other. 'Because they have the point at the wrong end', he replied 'You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!'
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Top 100 Joke
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!
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