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Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
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Bicycle Joke
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Business Joke
Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, 'Say, why did the foreman fire you?'Replied the second, 'Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman. '
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Law and Lawyer Joke
Lawyers do it with appeal. Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
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Pig Joke
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
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Computer Joke
A friend calls and says 'How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!' You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, 'LOL, LOL. '
You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said 'You've Got Mail!' You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IM's. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car. Tech support calls YOU for help.
You beg your friends to get an account so you can 'hang out. '
You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You say 'he he he he' or 'heh heh heh' instead of laughing.
You say 'Scroll Up' when someone asks what it was you said. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
You start to experience 'withdrawal' after not being online for awhile. 'Where did the time go??' You sit on AOL for six hours for that certain special person to sign on. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. . . . . . You end your sentences with. . . . . three or more periods. . . . . . . You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{hugs}}}and **kisses**. Being called a 'newbie' is a major insult to you.
You're on the phone and say 'BRB. ' Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this. . . . 'BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP'. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-Life.
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Joke for Halloween
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to bust. The pharmacist thinks this odd and asks his assistant that, if the man returns, to follow him. Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns. 'So did you follow him?' 'I did. ' 'And. . . where did he go?' 'Over to your house!'
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
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