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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bar Joke - 2
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers. What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up. What does Michael Jackson call his 'Tickle-me Elmo' doll?Bait. What goes '99 thump 99 thump 99 thump. . . ?'A centipede with a wooden leg. What goes 'Tick tock, woof woof'? A watch dog. What is a reptile's favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing. What kind of reptile tells time?A clock-odile. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies. What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping. What's happening when you hear 'woof. . . splat. . . meow. . . splat?' It's raining cats and dogs.
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Women Joke
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. 'It's perfect!' he exclaimed. 'It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips. ' Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. 'If there's a dress here that will do all that- I'll take ten!'
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Fun Funny Joke
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a survey of '206
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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Marriage Joke
For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant 'ex-girlfriend' appear at the service, in a wedding gown, claiming the groom-to-be the father of her child and demanding *she* should be the one to be married. The one I saw even had a bunch of dead flowers with her!
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Religion Joke
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up. A twelve-year-old said, 'I want to be a prostitute. 'The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, 'What did you say?'The young girl shrugged. 'I said I want to be a prostitute. ''A prostitute!' the Mother Superior said, 'Oh, praise sweetJesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant. '
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I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
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