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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Political Joke
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Computing Joke
Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons, and Windows had got DOS inside. But some don't care and continue to use it. I know they're wrong, wait and see. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. Who said that every bug, would be found but left there?It seems so strange and bizarre. Microsoft thought of that, and millions accept it, look what it's done, so far. What's so amazing are all the delays inthe replacement for Windows 3. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. All of us under its spell, we know that it's utterly tragic. . . Have you been not saving, and then torn your hair out, because of a G. P. fault?Is this the error, that occurs most often, and causes your system to halt?I've seen it too many times to ignore it, I think it is just s'posed to be. Someday we'll see it, the Windows rejection, the users, and Bill Gates, and me. la, da da, lee, da la loo, a, la, la la, la lee la roo!
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Bed Joke
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Jesus saves lives and them redeems them for valuable prizes.
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Children Joke
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, 'it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there. '
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Animal World
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet. How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.
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