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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cow Joke
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
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Medical Joke
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
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Support yogurt, it's the only culture some people have.
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Cow Joke
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
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Love and Marriage Joke
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what?8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?7. I thought we only celebrated important events?6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
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Mad Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
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Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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Government Humor
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evilempire, I knew he was a dangerous kook. When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War byescalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclearannihilation. When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiatedits past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reaganhad nothing to do with it. Because if that fool Reagan was right all along. . . . . . what kind of fool am I? --Jules Feiffer
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